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PlasticKatanaProd (September 6, 2008 at 8:24 pm)
Chuck Norris can kill you in a million ways using all the normal things in a room.
Including the room
Zeltan88 (September 6, 2008 at 2:19 pm)
When Chuck Norris Jumps into the Water, he doesn't become wet but the water becomes Chuck Norris.
taekwondojock (September 6, 2008 at 6:56 am)
chuck norris's roundhouse kicks do not kill you . they just wipe you from the time and space continuum and as if you never existed .
taekwondojock (September 6, 2008 at 6:40 am)
chuck norris can cause a cyclone just by delivering continous roundhouse kicks.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
taekwondojock (September 5, 2008 at 6:20 pm)
once a dog bit chuck norris ....... and got rabies !
chuck norris did not get potty trained .....he trained his potty to kill !
Hypnotoad27 (September 4, 2008 at 10:10 pm)
when did this come out???
leugim94 (September 4, 2008 at 3:42 am)
one day i saw a rock,,, a very big rock,,, so big that even chuck norris can't move it,,, and he move it
DxSteve (September 4, 2008 at 1:37 am)
hahahah nice.
montanahartz2008 (September 1, 2008 at 5:09 pm)
chuck norris is a freeeak. man "i hear chuck norris is sooo strong that he does not have a chin under his beard...just another fist"
foxrider382 (September 1, 2008 at 6:40 am)
i'd be bookn it 2 if he was come'n after me |
