thekingnounours (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Chuck norris can use Windows Vista and never crash. Chuck norris got a plan for the economic crash in usa. Chuck norris can make Sarah Palin look intelligent. Sorry, he can't. Bush went in Iraq for searching the weapon of massive destruction. Man WTF, stop searching, Chuck Norris is living in Oklohama.

SilverEchidna (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

If you google search Chuck Norris's name, you don't find Chuck Norris, HE finds YOU...

stale56 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

stale56 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral. Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

stale56 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

chuck norris uses a stunt double for all of his crying scenes.if it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken, but chuck norris says its beef, its beef. People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

EmperorStarscream (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

It is widely believed that the sun used to be a huge block of ice, until Chuck Norris looked at this block of ice with a magnefying glass.

Bl0oDBliz69 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven.

mattman1127 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

One man told Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks were not the most effective. Historians clasify this as the worst mistake ever made of all time.

bubbajimmy8 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

in 5 seconds

bubbajimmy8 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

chuck norris beat the sun at a staring contest