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teddylupin25 (October 8, 2008 at 9:42 pm)
maybe she saw a wasp, and had a retard moment, so then she wanted to protect you, but the testosterone (yes, testosterone) coursing through her veins caused her not to think, and along with that retard moment, she threw a bike AT the wasp, which actually wasn't there because of her retard moment, and it hit you.
that might make you feel better... ?
glorksnaf (October 7, 2008 at 1:36 am)
when i was 3-5i jumped around from bed to bed or couch to couch a lot, and you know what i noticed coffee tables just seem to appear between them, and then my head would meat the edge of one, i craked my head open 4 times, i didnt really learn i just got better at it lol (i don't do it anymore though im 16 so that would be more then a bit odd)
Balltap2350 (October 1, 2008 at 2:12 am)
a friend of mine has a similar childhood story like the one about the bike. He remembers one winter when he was younger his mom was shoveling snow and hit him in the face and she said she just did it on accident while shoveling the snow but he remembers from where he was standing compared to her shoveling, she would have had to been shoveling snow out of the yard into their driveway which doesn't make sense.
meg0017 (September 29, 2008 at 6:33 pm)
aw, thats sad, but you turned it into funny :)
& i dont remember what happened but two years of my life are just fully repressed. like i have memories from age 7 and age 10.. but 8 & 9 are completely gone.. and im 18.. so it wasnt all that long ago. lol
mormogorgo (September 27, 2008 at 1:32 am)
my dad hit me with a 1892 fire poker... you know that was all rusted and shit, i had to get a tenets shot and i was in the hospital for like a day...
lolostag1 (September 25, 2008 at 8:11 pm)
a pillow fight when i was 4 landed me in the ER and 21 stiches later i can't laugh
mozza778 (September 22, 2008 at 1:45 pm)
I got an ornamental polar bear thrown at me and it severed all of the nerves and muscles in my chin, I didn't know that my chin had nerves but hey. I can't feel it at all now :)
intindse (September 19, 2008 at 4:37 pm)
when i was like 7 my mom hit me so hard whith a broom that the broome broke
FPSproductions (September 17, 2008 at 11:04 pm)
My names Phil also born Dec7th hella
Mrpdoc806 (September 17, 2008 at 5:03 am)
dude phil it wierd my name is phil and i was born december 18 and my dad is old school italian (last name is ciadella if you cant tell thats italian) but i found out wen i was 8 that i was the favorite mistake o yea i beat my sister that bitch cant that away from me |
